Speechless....

So, as being a mother of all boys, I have had MANY "memories" of various instances that have flooded my mind throughout the years.  Hayden with his "treasure hunting" incident, Landon with his random sayings at the most inopportune moment, and who can forget Carson's slippin' slidin' escapade in his own poop.  I know I say this everytime I have a new story about the boys but it's like every story seems to top the one before.

The following story should only be for fathers to handle, not mothers.

So the other night as I'm giving Landon his bath I go to the linen closet to get his towel and as I'm walking back into the bathroom I notice he is on the verge of tears.  As I get closer I notice that his "manhood" is saluting me and he's trying to hide it.  I of course NEVER bring that to attention unless they do and only then do I make a comment to try and distract away from the situation.  So I never said a word about it but couldn't help but ask him why he was so upset.  "It won't go back down" he says in a semi-scared little voice.  "Just leave it alone", I said as I was trying to dry him off.  "But it won't go down mama, I keep mashing it and it just keep standing up, is it gonna break?" 

EEEEEEEKKKKKKK! What do you say to that?

So instead of trying to figure out what to tell him I said the only thing I knew to say....."Go ask your father"

he he he he he : )

So it's then that I realize how VERY different men and women / fathers and mothers are.  Landon goes to ask his daddy what to do in this horrific situation and you know what he says?

"Stop playing with it and it'll go back down"

Really?  That's all you have to say?  And you know what?  Landon was perfectly fine with that answer and went on about his night like nothing ever happened.

UGH!

I need an ALL GIRLS weekend getaway, anybody up for it?